Funny dating profiles that work
Ultimately, I'd like to be known for serving the most delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on this side of the Mississippi... On my days off, you'll either find me playing hockey or belting out show-tunes with my 6-month-old nephew Jason.He says we should take our act on the road, but I think he needs to brush up on his harmonies first.If you’ve been active on a dating site for a while, you know most dating profiles look very similar to one another.It’s like we’re all playing some bland game of Mad Libs. I’m [good trait], [good trait], and [ideal virtue you wish you had but don’t]. Your personality, sense of humor, and storytelling ability are more important than the bare facts.And yet another short list of things that I’m not really fond of: – Cars (can’t tell why I put this one first…) – Self-centered people (but, hey…Have you ever heard anybody saying “yes, yes, I am definitely self-centered.” So this one doesn’t really count!! Or maybe you want to be either the guy who delivers a super tasteless pickup line, or the guy who delivers a brutal response.
Example 2: Genuine and Modest Hey there, my name's Dave. Even if your life's dream is to become the world's greatest thumb-wrestler, I totally dig it. (well, only if my mom isn't at home.) During the day, I can be found sitting in an office cubicle, feverishing tapping my phone with hopes of getting a new high score on Candy Crush.Enjoy these thirty-three funny Tinder profiles that definitely got their creators some action: Thanks to r/Tinder, imgur, and us for the images above.And if you enjoyed this collection of hilarious Tinder profiles, be sure to check out our other posts on Tinder lines from the professionals and Tinder pick-up lines that guarantee you spend the night alone!Here are a few examples of unique online dating profiles.If you wish to understand the concepts behind these examples, please read our tips for writing your online profile.